I hate women because they always know where things are.James Thurber, American Humorist
Sinking Ships
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.Gilda Radner
Feminine Intuition
Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof.Harry Haenigsen
Twice as well
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.Charlotte Whitton
The weaker sex
“I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.” Ogden Nash